Umm...
hi.
So,
uhhh, I've been away for awhile.
*Bright, Teri. Don't you think they know that?*
It's been busy here. A couple of unpleasant vet visits, company, end-of-the-year school stuff. You know how it goes.
*Excuses, excuses.*
So I,
uhhh, haven't had much to say.
*Ok, Teri, get to the funny stuff already. You've kept these people waiting for a month. This better be good!*
Umm...I made this:
*Oooh, scintillating. Bravo, you comedienne extraordinaire.*
Ok, you. I've had just about enough of your sass.
*You do realize we're the same person, right?*
Well, uhhh,
yes, but you're much to curmudgeonly for my liking.
*It's not my fault you can't think of anything funny to say. You're supposed to entertain these people! No one's laughing!*
Hey! Cut a brother some slack. I've had a lot on my mind, yo.
*And you smell funny.*
Ok,
now you're just being rude.
*Am I wrong?*
Well...maybe not...but
still. Besides, you're making everyone think we're nuts. Not only am I talking to myself, but I'm
answering. There's some old cliche about that being the definition of crazy, isn't there?
*Yes, well, perhaps that will get them laughing. If not in a funny-ha-ha way, then at least in a what-the-freak-is-up-with-this-woman way.*
...Well that's
something, isn't it?
If only I could take better pictures of it. Stupid blurry photos.
Since the kit is counterfeit, does that mean I could dabble in other kinds of crimes, as well?
