Friday, June 24, 2011

This one's on the hot list.

Last month (or was it the month before?) I jumped in on the Counterfeit Kit Challenge.

I made a coupla' things.

Here's the last one:

 If only I could take better pictures of it.  Stupid blurry photos.
Since the kit is counterfeit, does that mean I could dabble in other kinds of crimes, as well?

Like, say, DSLR camera theft, for example?

Just a thought.

Saturday, June 18, 2011



So, uhhh, I've been away for awhile.

*Bright, Teri.  Don't you think they know that?*

It's been busy here.  A couple of unpleasant vet visits, company, end-of-the-year school stuff.  You know how it goes.

*Excuses, excuses.*

So I, uhhh, haven't had much to say.

*Ok, Teri, get to the funny stuff already.  You've kept these people waiting for a month.  This better be good!*

Umm...I made this:

*Oooh, scintillating.  Bravo, you comedienne extraordinaire.*

 Ok, you.  I've had just about enough of your sass.

*You do realize we're the same person, right?*

Well, uhhh, yes, but you're much to curmudgeonly for my liking.

*It's not my fault you can't think of anything funny to say.  You're supposed to entertain these people!  No one's laughing!*

Hey!  Cut a brother some slack.  I've had a lot on my mind, yo.

*And you smell funny.*

Ok, now you're just being rude.

*Am I wrong?*

Well...maybe not...but still.  Besides, you're making everyone think we're nuts.  Not only am I talking to myself, but I'm answering.  There's some old cliche about that being the definition of crazy, isn't there?

*Yes, well, perhaps that will get them laughing.  If not in a funny-ha-ha way, then at least in a what-the-freak-is-up-with-this-woman way.*
...Well that's something, isn't it?